UFP Comic strip - The new fleet admiral

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Naruto, I'll promote you to Vice Admiral if you pump out these works of genius more often. I'm laughing so hard that there are tears streaming down my face. XD
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LOL - small penis eh?

Oh well, its already been used more than most people here will use their own in their entire lifetime, so I can't really complain there.

Id post a picture of it, but I wouldn't want to turn on Naruto, he's probably used to anime dicks. Suffice to say that were you to live nearby I could provide you with quite good a list of reference from the kind of girl you probably jerk off to. ;)
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Picard wrote:LOL - small penis eh?

Oh well, its already been used more than most people here will use their own in their entire lifetime, so I can't really complain there.

Id post a picture of it, but I wouldn't want to turn on Naruto, he's probably used to anime dicks.
of course, don't you know i love it when you touch my tralala and my ding ding dong? :P

People who are secure in their sexuality aren't afraid to joke about it :D mmmm my tralala!!
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I'm just no interested to enter a pissing contest with someone who probably looks like shit and never had a girlfriend in his lifetime. A lot of people who used to be in UFP have seen my previous conquests and girlfriends, these are not the kind of girls you keep around, looking and performing like you most probably do.

One could argue that since you have never posted a picture of yourself, and use anime as avatars - that you are probably quite the nerd specimen. Cheap insults using the cover of humour are easy. I could have simply replied ''Ask your mom, she knows about it'' but thats is just childish. No doubt your fixation with trying to insult me in your comics has a deeper signification. You're just pissed at me and venting. That is just sad.... you have a problem come to me don't hide behind your comics posting completely unrelated stuff just to try to get my attention. Go out and get laid... if you can.

Anyway I don't know why I wasting my time on failure such as you. I dare you to prove what I have said above is wrong.
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Picard wrote:I'm just no interested to enter a pissing contest with someone who probably looks like shit and never had a girlfriend in his lifetime. A lot of people who used to be in UFP have seen my previous conquests and girlfriends, these are not the kind of girls you keep around, looking and performing like you most probably do.

One could argue that since you have never posted a picture of yourself, and use anime as avatars - that you are probably quite the nerd specimen. Cheap insults using the cover of humour are easy. I could have simply replied ''Ask your mom, she knows about it'' but thats is just childish. No doubt your fixation with trying to insult me in your comics has a deeper signification. You're just pissed at me and venting. That is just sad.... you have a problem come to me don't hide behind your comics posting completely unrelated stuff just to try to get my attention. Go out and get laid... if you can.

Anyway I don't know why I wasting my time on failure such as you. I dare you to prove what I have said above is wrong.
Picard. Why do you feel such need to act so childish all the time. All you seem to do is insult other people. Besides. we (UFP) have moved on so why do you feel the need to post on these forums? This is no longer your fleet. and you cant dictate to us. so you resort to petty insults? in my opinion i don't understand why you have not been banned yet.
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OMG dude..you look totally shocked and disgusted...........................................................................
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(I moved on, lol, UFP seems to be the one who can't learn their mistake and show respect as they agreed to - I didn't start this topic nor make this comic...)

In reply to Adam.

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